Tuesday, September 2, 2008

In a perfect world....

the cellulite leaves,
and the tan stays.

How would YOU finish the sentence?

14 comments:

Up in Bubbles said...

In a perfect world...money flowed like the salmon of capistrano!

the banks did not own homes.

Mrs. O said...

In a perfect world...the carpet always looks as good as the day it was installed.

Anonymous said...

....the women put out as often as they brush their teeth.

The Bobos said...

In a perfect world...babies sleep when they are supposed to.

Lauralee said...

the sun shines.. and it only rained at night

Jayne Layne said...

Everytime I snapped my fingers a crisp $20 bill appeared in pocket.

Jek said...

Nightime rituals would be done away with. The nonsense kind that are just done to stall bedtime.

Ann Marie said...

Women wouldn't get any older, fatter, get stretch marks or saggy.

There would be no greed, hunger or envy.....

VEGAS VIC said...

In a perfect world Lauralee and I would change places.
I have sun 362 days a year and 2 inches of rain total.
I would love a world where there is less sun and more rain.

km

jill said...

In a perfect world there would be no PMS.

Suzanne said...

I agree with everyone else, although may I add, in a perfect world...

Communicaton would be clear perfect. AND we would keep the line over the (a) or any other vowels when it is a long vowel sound. Sure would make reading a lot easier.

Suzanne

JENNIFRO said...

I LOVED reading these!! Some really good improvements here!

partii said...

Rush Limbaugh would be mainstream media and CNN / MSNBC..etc would have only be found on AM Radio. Hence a better country.

JENNIFRO said...

That's my Ditto head.